Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decided to throw a huge party, and during the party he announced, “My dear guests…I have a proposition for every man here. I will give my daughter or one million dollars to the first man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and come out alive!!”
As soon as he finished, there was a huge SPLASH!! There in the pool was an accountant swimming like mad. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was suitably impressed. He said, “That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Now, which do you prefer, my daughter or the million dollars?”
“Look, I don’t want your daughter! And I don’t want your money! I want the idiot who pushed me in!”